Blogs by Hoorix

So, I heard there’s a new tiktok trend where we confess to embarrassing stuff we did? (There is no trend, just bear with my story and I.) Last week, I was a little under the weather (P.S: I survived to tell the tale), thanks to my perfectly rebellious self. My mom brought a new brand of noodles last time she went grocery shopping – a bolt from the blue – I know. Anyway, a few days later, she warned me not to inhale them, claiming they’re expired. I, of course thought she was lying and just said that so I could ‘be healthier’ or whatever. Spoiler: she wasn’t lying. I got sick; retching and farting until she got home.  She was ballistic. I mean, full-on fire-breathing mom mode. When she started inquiring about how I ended up in this sorry state, I kept beating around the bush, not wanting to confess that I willingly ate expired food. “Will you just cut to the chase?” she snapped, irritated. Alas, I revealed my act of brilliance,  feeling equal parts guilty and proud of my so-cal...

  World War II in a Nutshell History textbooks talk about World War II like it just… happened. No drama. No buildup. No accountability. Which is insane, because WWII was basically the world’s biggest group chat fight that spiraled completely out of control. So let’s rewind. The Villain Origin Story After World War I, Germany was down BAD. Like, embarrassing-level bad. They lost land, money, pride, and were forced to sign the Treaty of Versailles, which was basically the Allies saying: “You caused this mess, now suffer forever.” Germany was broke, angry, and humiliated. Enter Adolf Hitler , a failed artist with an ego problem and way too much confidence. This man pulled up and said: “Okay so hear me out: what if I blame minorities, spread hate, promise glory, and rebuild Germany by starting another war?” And unfortunately… people clapped. Hitler became Chancellor, turned Germany into a dictatorship, banned opposition, brainwashed the youth, and convinced the nation that they were th...